| When forward Ro Kolakowski isn't flying
across the world putting mega-mergers together, he's flying across the rink putting scoring plays together with the Womp Rats.
Having played on the winning Punishers and Red Army teams, he returns to the
rink this season as a strong addition to the Womp Rats who plan to leverage his blistering
speed and cat-like prowlness to penetrate opponents' defenses and set up plays to light
Kolakowski has never attempted a slapshot on goal during a game, and prefers instead to
pass or use his wickedly accurate wristshot. Kolakowski says, "It's not about how
hard you can hit the puck, but how often your team scores, and my assists and scoring
records should speak for themselves."
Off the rink, Kolakowski enjoys hacking your
computer. In fact if you are reading this, you probably already have a virus.