Womp Rats Roller Hockey Club

Womp Rats Roller Hockey Club

 

Ro Kolakowski


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Height: 6'3" (with Skates)
Weight: 240 lbs.
Position: Forward
Shoots: Right
Hockey Experience: 4 yrs.
DOB: 7/6/70
Home: Los Angeles
Occupation: Investment Banker
Favorite Team: Womp Rats
Favorite Player: Ro Kolakowski
Favorite Cocktail: Gin & Tonic
Favorite phrase: "Touch my monkey!"
Hobbies : Hacking, sending e-mail from other people's accounts.
 
When forward Ro Kolakowski isn't flying across the world putting mega-mergers together, he's flying across the rink putting scoring plays together with the Womp Rats. Having played on the winning Punishers and Red Army teams, he returns to the rink this season as a strong addition to the Womp Rats who plan to leverage his blistering speed and cat-like prowlness to penetrate opponents' defenses and set up plays to light the scoreboard.

ro1-a.jpg (44436 bytes)Reportedly, Kolakowski has never attempted a slapshot on goal during a game, and prefers instead to pass or use his wickedly accurate wristshot. Kolakowski says, "It's not about how hard you can hit the puck, but how often your team scores, and my assists and scoring records should speak for themselves."

Off the rink, Kolakowski enjoys hacking your computer. In fact if you are reading this, you probably already have a virus.

 

 

 


Last Updated: 03/30/99


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