Billy!

At Disneyland, we went to see Billy Hill and the Hillbillies in the Golden Horseshoe. It's a group of musicians who, all named Billy, who play music and tell corny jokes.

One of the jokes went like this:

Q: Why don't jets land at Peter Pan's house?
A: Because there's a sign that says, "Never Never Land!"

While reminiscing about Disneyland in the car, Emmett remembered their performance and told the joke this way:

Q: Why don't jets land at Peter Pan's house?
A: Because there's a sign that says, "Jets don't land here!"

(this still cracks David and me up, but I'm not sure it's actually funny)