An old story...

While driving to LA the last time, we stopped to stretch our legs and I changed Emmett's diaper. About 20 minutes later, Emmett announced "I have a poopy diaper!" So I pulled over at the next exit to change it. When I got his diaper off, it was dry and clean, so we went on our way. Twenty minutes later, he made the same announcement again. I replied, "Do you really have a poopy diaper, or are you just saying that so I will stop the car?" His reply?

"I'm just saying that so you'll stop the car!"

Good thing he hasn't figured out lying, or I'd have made lots of stops on that trip...